Thursday, April 16, 2015

Those we did not finish university with



Those we did not finish university with
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o make love they did with the business of storytelling. Like deflowering a virgin, both became attached in the hip like Siamese twins.
BY MUSYOKA NGUI
Chuka University Media Class 2015 with Dean Dr. Ngugi King'ara, and lecturers Samson Raiji and Henry Nabea

Today marks the end of the academic journey we started four years ago.  It has been long and eventful. I remember the first class when Ms. Kimani asked us to introduce ourselves by names, where we came from and if we really wanted to study Media Studies and if no what would we have pursued.
Some lad said Maths. He was told that in the entire Media Studies syllabus there is not a single calculus unit. Enoch Odhiambo would have studied political science or law. It’s good that most comrades said that they had mass media as their first love.  And to make love they did to the business of storytelling. Like breaking a virgin, both became attached in the hip like Siamese twins.
56 JOURNALISTS
Then in the course of our course some comrades bowed out. Some gracefully while others without a goodbye. Our class still remains the largest media class ever since the inception in Chuka University. At 56 and having lost quite a number on the way, the class could as well be the first draft of Jesus Christ’s disciples numbering 72.
We still keep in touch with comrades who left. Luckily, none of them had a permanent bid but some situational matter that informed either their transfer or being left behind. I am sorry I should have known my friends by names. I just remember the physical appearance of some yet I can’t quite get their full names and addresses.  Painfully, some since they left I have never heard from them.
Jael Odindo and her lady friend were a curious pair. They walked inseparably. From class to hostels to market to pavilion and Chuka. Many thought they came from the same family but truth is one came from Kisumu County and another from Homa Bay. Jael used to wear a cap. She looked like someone I knew. She was some of those people you see from far and you confuse for a lookalike then you fondly call their name only to be embarrassed that they are genes apart.  At such moments I blamed men for their DNA generosity. Yet I knew that this close semblance is the hallmark of God’s uniqueness that cannot be plagiarized.
Somewhere between the sophomore and third year we had to accept that Rehema and Ms. Njeru will not proceed with us. Rehema did not quite complete her exams so she could not get the Dean’s stamp to continue to the next class without taking those exams. That plus the lethargy and bureaucracy of public university conspired to have her left behind.
As for Ms. Njeru she was a star that topped the class. The Akorino girl wore a pressed dress and a kitambaa (head scarf) that closely wrapped her hair and partially hid her ears.  We believed she was conservative but equally thought she had a speed dial direct to Heaven. She never talked much but her transcript did the rest of explanation.

“If the death of one person is a tragedy then the death of a million is a statistic.- Saying

I was hanging around with a friend at Chuka University’s main gate when Njeru came and greeted us warmly before excusing herself to be directed to the office of the dean. She said she wanted to write a letter to the dean seeking a deferment.  It was a sad moment as we showed her the way and wished her the best. She missed some semesters so she couldn’t keep up with us. But she was exceptionally bright. When third years heard that she was joining them they were shaken. A frontrunner of first class, the third years were anxious that she will up the bar unnecessarily.  As for Media Class Of 2015, those who vied for first class heaved a heavy sign of relief and counted one more challenge out of the way. It was good riddance to them.
So Rehema and Njeru will be finishing their college studies a year after we left. But better late than never.
SHIFT OF BALANCE OF POWER
Remember that Steve Mbego namesake? Steve McOguttu transferred to Maseno University. We chat on Facebook. The self styled diplomat had an English tweng’ that spoke of some urbane upbringing. Add that to the Luo lifestyle and you get a sophisticated lad who had a polished tongue and muscular body. I remember when news broke that Dr. Ngugi is single and he and Mbego offered him to adopt them. He just adjusted his glass frames and waved.
That brings me to Mercy Kubai. She was the most experienced and senior most student in our class. A close buddy of Class Reps Susan Wangari and Gloria Makau, and herself a Sociology Class Rep, there were at least three centres of power in a class that was big enough to fill a hall and corridors. Common courses were that inconvenient. But look how far we have come.
Mercy worked with Muuga FM and Radio Citizen. I listened to her reports from Habari za Wanahabari Kutoka Mikoani (Provincial Correspondent News) presented by Mohamed Juma Njuguna after 7 pm news bulletin. She went to complete her studies at KeMU.
Although Psychology exam was one of the cheapest to be administered to media class, it ended up swallowing one of us; Doreen Chepkong’a. It was claimed that she cheated and fate had its way. She had to leave us after a few semesters of trial. I wonder what took Senate so long to pass the verdict. Doreen lost time and credibility, but my silent prayer is that she managed to pick herself up after the tragedy.
AWESOME ARMY
Elsewhere, some comrades have died and we painfully buried them. One I remember passed away when comrades were fundraising for his medical bill at Kenyatta National Hospital. Another got shot at a nearby university ostensibly going to visit his girlfriend although another version said he had stolen a laptop and defied the grace period of a student who consulted a witch doctor to declare 14 days of either returning the PC or dying mysteriously. The latter became the fate. Others, just like some Kenyans died in road accidents. They say if the death of one person is a tragedy then the death of a million is a statistic.
The 56 brave soldiers who finished the race and kept the faith like Paul I salute all of you. My hat is off. Respect. You’re awesome. To those who still have a few battles to go keep your eyes on the prize and defy distractions. You will have the last laugh. Comrade Power!
Musyoka is a writer, blogger and a journalist


Sunday, April 12, 2015

Unconventional fertile grounds to hunt jobs



Unconventional fertile grounds to hunt jobs
View services you can perform as well as goods you can supply.

BY MUSYOKA NGUI
T
he popular narrative is to know someone who knows someone to hook you up with that dream employer. But have you tried these less than regular avenues to search for jobs? They could be the difference between you tarmacking or enjoying that pay check.
LinkedIn
LinkedIn is a social networking platform for professionals. You can hook up with your colleagues, school mates, and prospective employers and create relationships likely to lead to career growth.
All you need to do is to create a LinkedIn account by your official email and track notifications from LinkedIn.  It will suggest companies that you can work for. However, before you wait for luck, be sure that you have updated your profile to present and track any current achievements you have made in the recent past so that you include them as well.
Prospective Employer
Tech savvy companies have portals where prospective job-seekers can upload and update their C Vs as they await for vacancies to occur in future. They will contact you when the opportunity opens.
Push your envelope by regularly visiting these sites and checking your official email for any viable opportunity notification.
Family and Friends
Working colleagues and relations come in handy since they are insiders in organizations which may not advertise for jobs in the media in order to cut on the advertising expenditure. 
Activate weak or strained relations with friends since they can help you. Above all, communicate effectively not just when you need them but also when they need you. Give them a reason to remember you when the opportunity arises.
Hang out with good company. Trust me, birds of a feather flock together and if you have problem interacting with professional colleagues then you are the problem and you should start switching careers and enrolling for career counseling. You may be having an underlying identity crisis that prevents you from progressing upwards in the ladder of job.
Job sites
This field has been abused by human traffickers and corrupt fellows who don’t mind selling desperate job hunters to a slave owner in some obscure Middle East theocracy to go and carry out odd chores like washing snakes, performing sexual servitude and contracting sexually transmitted diseases, injuries and dying in the Diaspora.
However, there are credible job agencies which head-hunt professional job seekers for their prospective employers. If anything you do carry out a comprehensive due diligence. Do your homework rather than being excited by plum careers. Not all that glitters is gold.
OLX
By now you have heard about Online Exchange (OLX). Beyond the fancy ads and hype it works. Visit Google Play or App Store and download OLX application for free. Then select your country, city and the type of job you are looking for. You will view services you can perform as well as goods you can supply.
Hook up with clients but do not make payments without receiving the commodity you ordered. If you must meet with clients do so in public places not secluded or private places. This will minimize harm from unscrupulous dealers.
Combine the above unconventional job tips with your regular search methods and you will stand better chances of landing that dream job. You can live your dream.

The writer is a blogger at musyokangui.blogspot.com and a Fourth Year Communication and Media student at Chuka University.

Friday, April 10, 2015

Shock as student swallows mwakenya during exam



Shock as student swallows mwakenya during exam
BY MUSYOKA NGUI
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n a strange twist of fate the student continued taking other exams yet he had not completed the one he was caught attempting to copy.
Collusion during exam

A student in his first year at a local university was busted by an invigilating lecturer cheating in exam but did the unthinkable; he swallowed the paper he had jotted down the notes popularly known as mwakenya. The student who reads for a business course then rose from his desk and left the exam room in a huff.
The lecturer was left staring at the student’s answer book and question paper. The lecturer then took the two booklets and checked them against the register which he crossed the name of the offending student.
Colleagues of the said students were left shaken as some are reported to have stashed unauthorised papers on their persons. Others had scribbled the walls in a bid to pass the proverbial 40 mark point.
In a strange twist of fate the student continued to take other exams yet he had not completed the one he was caught attempting to copy.
When a comrade is caught cheating in exams the penalty is expulsion from the university.  Comrades dread the powerful University Senate that spells doom to the destiny of confirmed exam cheats.  Further the name of the dishonest student is circulated both in local and international institutions of higher learning circles to prevent the student from seeking education elsewhere.
A comrade who declined to be named and is also a close friend of a student who was expelled in second year in a separate case said cheating is a sign of a rotten society that rewards short cuts and abhors hard work.
By the time of going to press the student who swallowed evidence had not responded to this blog’s messages. His fate hangs in the balance but one thing is sure; he may go down the dreaded route of expulsion depending on how he plays his cards.


Thursday, April 9, 2015

The place of community papers in the digital age is in jeopardy



The place of community papers in the digital age is in jeopardy
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he opposers won by 67 per cent majority leaving the hapless proposers to contend with a paltry 33 out of 100.
BY MUSYOKA NGUI
In what would arguably go down the annals of history as the most charged debate in Chuka University, the SGT1 hall was not prepared for the scholarly debate on the future of community press in the digital era.
The proposers argued that the community papers will survive the digital revolution while the opposers held that the community papers will die in the modern times. The speaker called seven debaters from each side. Five students shot up to the podium. Two guests for each side also contributed. Proposers included Iscar Juma, Lucy Theuri, Lily Kinyua, Chrisphine Magak and Nyarumi Geoffrey. The opposers were Wangui Wanjau, Mtana Medza, Angela Koech, Martin Wachira and Shabaan Robert.
The Presidency's Digital Director Dennis Itumbi
USIU- Africa lecturer Prof. Macharia Munene supported the motion. He cast an illuminating gaze at the audience that proved expertly crafted to intimidate hitherto confident opposers. Presidential Strategic Communications Unit Digital Director Dennis Itumbi and County Review boss Lloyd Kibaara weighed in the opposers side, effectively tipping the delicate scale in the minds of keen judges Susan Wangari, Nehemiah Njoroge and Faith Ngure.  The judges returned a harsh verdict for the proposers who assumed they’d have a field day. The opposers won by 67 per cent majority leaving the hapless proposers to contend with a paltry 33 out of 100.
The students also had an opportunity to field questions to the guests. Dennis Itumbi encouraged students to set up start-ups such as blogs and SMS news organizations. Prof. Munene was at hand to guide students on political and international affairs on which he has immense experience teaching and commenting on in TV and newspapers. Itumbi challenged the learners to be proactive in turning their ideas into tangible success stories and maintaining the stream of steam.
The entourage proceeded to Meru where they were going to launch County Review regional edition. The guests promised to come back if invited. The event did not disappoint.
And oh, the students held a selfies session with the guests. Itumbi flashed two finger salutes with comrades who were eager to get a piece of him. He also gave out his contacts and urged the students to stay in touch and tag him in the photo uploads.
The writer is a blogger at musyokangui.blogspot.com and a Fourth Year Communication and Media student at Chuka University.






L-R John Ndiritu, Musyoka Ngui and Dennis Itumbi