Tuesday, March 17, 2015

Quarter Century Later: The Script Goes On



Quarter Century Later: The Script Goes On
I like living ahead of the curve. Since someone superhuman drew my curve, I have sought to make the gradient steeper and more contrasting.
BY MUSYOKA NGUI
Other than in Facebook where they do a countdown of one’s upcoming birthday, I don’t have a real timer for this day. Of course there are pals who tick and circle the calendar and wait patiently for the day with surprises. They are few. But then such is life. It is riddled with scarcities; that of true friends included. I am not complaining though since in my case I’d any day go for quality and not quantity.

I do not pretend that I prepare for birthdays. In fact many have come and went without me neither lighting nor blowing a candle. Not that I mock the fickleness of life but it has to do with men’s engineering. They’d forget key events not only their girlfriends but also their own-and genuinely so. Perhaps that’s why we are surrounded by mortal timers to alarm us when dates are due.

So what has life taught me in the past 23 years I have been around? Actually I don’t know. As a phenomenon, there is no exact definition of life. By the way when is the best time to pop champagne? Is it at birth, in death or every day? What makes birthdays so special? Is it because of an angel’s arrival or a departure of a hero to another world? What counts more; the thought or the gift?

I will not complicate a straightforward event. Like everybody else, I will mark mine by reflecting at the milestones, the challenges and the promise of the future. One thing I am sure of at my age is that I am definitely more mature. Physically, some of my friends say I don’t look my age. What does my age look? Others think I am still 18. They have guts to dispute the Registrar of Persons- who deals with hard facts like days, months and years. Like seriously, did I forge my ID? Actually, my citizenship is by birth and I had no problems getting a national identity card. I have never lost or replaced mine. It is an old generation one that still scares the hell out of my younger colleagues who still harbour some remote figments of imagination that I pre-dated my birthday to vote or to get a job. Far from it.

Certainly, my past will inform my future. I have made certain decisions which I still am proud of. I am also proud of my many mistakes too. I have learned to live my life and live my dreams. It is something I am not willing to postpone to tomorrow because that tomorrow may never come and if it does it could have a full agenda. I do not procrastinate. I like living ahead of the curve. Since someone superhuman drew my curve, I have sought to make the gradient steeper and more contrasting. That I may live each day differently.

I can say little about my childhood years since I was actually acting the script of my parents, teachers and the society.  I still do love them since they taught me values of determination, hard work, and respect and most important they cared for me. They still do. And so I will forever remain indebted to them; my success is inextricably tied with what they did, said or did not do or said to me.  I am a better person courtesy of many people than I would care to remember and acknowledge.

Let me now talk about the script I have authored. In the past four years I have been in campus. The career I chose will inform how I live the rest of my life. It is something I love and it is great that the love was not unrequited.

Other than studying for a BA in Communication and Media, I have won several media awards and started successful mass media ventures. Better still, I have mentored young, yes young (I am old enough to have a younger protégé) journalism juniors. And most of my services have been free. The blogs I open for them, the scripts  I did for theatre club, the editing of the Varsity Post and generally being there for my friends. I am glad that they have reciprocated.

I am now surer of myself and where I want to be in the next five, ten and so years. In God’s name, Amen.

So I thank you all from corporate to comrades, colleagues to strangers to family and friends. Definitely your wishes to me of good health and better opportunities in future will encourage me to never disappoint you or yours truly. And if I do, as I will sometimes, please understand. I do not believe I have any highlight yet.

The writer is a blogger at musyokangui.blogspot.com and a Fourth Year Communication and Media student at Chuka University.



Sunday, March 15, 2015

The Kenyan Presidential Debate 2013: A Critical Analysis



The Kenyan Presidential Debate 2013: A Critical Analysis
W
hen a pastor presides over a wedding ceremony he should do only that. If a bridegroom gives him a leeway to have a cozy relationship with his bride, the former risks finding the latter in his matrimonial bed with his wife. Besides, it is human nature not to trust others too much lest you want your heart torn by the daggers of betrayal.
BY MUSYOKA NGUI
The mass media as we know it today has come a long way. Its role in shaping public opinions was long experienced and felt in the 1960s in the United States of America. The maiden debate between Richard Nixon and John Fitzgerald Kennedy ushered in a whole new phenomenon in public speaking. When the two faced off under the full glare of TV cameras, television was in its toddler years. But when Kenya decided that it did not have to reinvent the wheel I had mixed reactions. On one hand I was eager to witness the maturity of our democracy and on the other hand I anticipated the copycat of Americanization. A false confidence that we could hold our “Made in Kenya” sober debate after having made an incursion inside Somalia to conquer them like Uncle Sam did in the early 1990s.
The night of February 11 2013 was too pregnant to wait any longer to deliver. The stakes could not get any higher. What with the cloud of ICC Status Conference hanging above Brookhouse International School like the swords of Damocles. Then the case filed in the High Court challenging the eligibility of Uhuru Kenyatta and his running mate William Ruto to run for the highest office in the land was imminent. The small matter of locking out perceived non starters namely Mohammed Abduba Dida and Paul Muite was resolved at the eleventh hour when they were given the green light to attend the debate. I can almost imagine the makeshift metallic podiums being put together by carpenters and the mad rush. It must have been worse than the Nairobi traffic jam. It was beehive of activities.
That we are on the verge of transition meant a lot. Succession politics had entered homestretch. The timing of the debate could not have come at a more exact moment. All the eight contestants are about to tilt and tip the weighing balance of Kenya’s voting basket. It, however, remains to be seen how the debate will impact on Kenyans. The proof of Pudding is in the eating. Thanks to the mass media Kenyans will vote wisely due to the vast evaluation that revealed itself on that Monday night. The rules were strict, the moderators firm. The audience was to remain mum, no wearing of campaign attire and the contestants were supposed to address one another with respect as well as to adhere to set time slots. I guess that was too much to expect from a politician. How can someone who has mastered the art of personal attacks and used demagoguery now to be bossed around by a mere mortal of a journalist?
While the interests of the people living with disabilities like the deaf and dumb were taken care of by the sign language interpreter, there was no one to translate English to Kiswahili so that the commoner can understand the debate better.
Now we are going to get an up close scrutiny of the debate majoring on the good and the not-so-good. Then in the end I will give my closing remarks to summarize the long standing three hours and sixteen minutes. Let’s now go, shall we?
The drama was flat. It lacked originality and substance. Having copy pasted straight from the Obama-Romney format, it followed the same script although the cast was different. What the producers forgot is that the stage will be crowded by eight contenders compared to a pair in the American case. Thus this put the moderators in a delicate situation of giving equal opportunities to the aspirants. The unlucky balloting unfortunately landed Dida and Muite at the extremes of the stage. Mohamed complained that it was unfair for him to use metallic stand yet the frontrunners had polished podiums. Talk of tilting the paying ground. It was difficult to have a one- on- one talk. At one point the permissiveness of Julie Gichuru and the chauvinistic ego of male aspirants threw the show into a shouting match as they were trying to catch her attention and that of the audience. They were answering whether they had children in public schools.
Another fundamental flaw of this whole episode was bias on part of the moderators. Linus Kaikai is on record singling out Raila Odinga and Uhuru Kenyatta to square out their ICC exchanges hence reducing the other contestants to spectators. It was like Kaikai was saying that the rest were pretenders joking about ruling Kenya and Raila and Uhuru were the horses and the rest were donkeys. Isn’t it the citizens’ democratic right to choose whoever they want without being coerced?
A backgrounder about media ethics was put under sharp criticism when it coined a forty one versus one matrix-if Raila was to be believed. Media in this case advanced ethnic politics by alluding that Kikuyus were pitted against other Kenyan tribes in the referendum. Again, Mutahi Ngunyi, a political scientist and political analyst doubling up as an all-knowing pundit predicted Jubilee Coalition victory in presidential elections by making inferences from IEBC voter roll. Truth is that the IEBC did not ask voters about their tribe but political strategists pre-empted that a perceived high voter registration of Kenyans in Rift Valley and Mount Kenya gave Jubilee a head start given the voting patterns have been along tribal lines. What if we have low voter turnout? What about the independent middle class voters? How about the apathy of the post election violence victims and the Mombasa Republican Council threat to abstain from voting and/or stirring up violence at the Coast?
The media set the agenda for Kenyans to think that only CORD and Jubilee mattered. Yet we know that Eagle Alliance’s Peter Kenneth had an enviable track record of CDF management yet no one talked about it. We are also aware that RBK’s Prof. Kiyiapi and Nark Kenya’s Martha Karua resisted the temptation to be herded to tribal cocoons. The mass media has not provided equal coverage for all the presidential aspirants. Mr. Dida offered his two cents saying that he read the papers questioning why Kenyans nominated Ferdinand Waititu and shunned Jimnah Mbaru. He said the paper cautioned Nairobians to be afraid of Waititu. When he faced off with Dr. Evans Kidero in a gubernatorial interview on Citizen TV, Waititu mirrored an articulate, cool, calm and collected character but Kidero was arrogant, elitist and out of touch with both the reality on the ground and  Wanjiku. I admit that Waititu has a Stone Age juggle culture of throwing stones and slapping the GSU but he is the peoples’ choice and should be respected. The same can be said of Mike “ Sonko” Mbuvi and my crystal ball tells me the pair will triumph Nairobi general elections despite severe character assassination from the media and  yes, the moral high-grounders-The Church.
The political analysts and pollsters have not been any different. Instead of telling Kenyans the bare facts they churn out convenient half truths bordering on sensationalism. Mutahi Ngunyi’s “tyranny of numbers” theory cannot hold, whips up ethnic emotions and is utterly irresponsible. Adams Oloo’s activist and NGO stand makes him sound like Johnnie Carson of ‘Choices have Consequences’’. So what? His thinking portrays him as an American and a European mouthpiece. Is Kenya not sovereign enough to chart its own destiny? Why should we be threatened and talked down to by former colonial powers? That you brokered peace during the violence does not qualify you to poke noses in our business whenever you want. When a pastor presides over a wedding ceremony he should do only that. If a bridegroom gives him a leeway to have a cozy relationship with his bride, the former risks finding the latter in his matrimonial bed with his wife. Besides, it is human nature not to trust others too much lest you want your heart torn by the daggers of betrayal. If our leaders owned up about tribalism we would find a lasting solution. Don’t they say that the first step to healing is by accepting one’s status? Why then did Uhuru and Raila fool us that their agenda is not to lead political blocks of tribal blocs with a hidden strategy that numbers count? Karua and Kenneth were shocked by such scapegoat escapism. Uhuru and Raila buried their heads in the sand like an ostrich. Truth is that tribalism marginalizes the “small” communities and it is not taught in school. On the contrary, it is a weapon wielded by our elitist leaders in order to access and allocate resources to their kin and cronies. The rest can feed on crumbs. Ole Kiyiapi feels (and rightly so) that he stands a slimmer chance than say, Uhuru simply because he comes from a little known Maa community. Honestly, Martha Karua hit the nail on the head when she said that Kenyans should not allow themselves to be used by leaders and be dumped soon after the election because in the end it is they (Kenyans) and their God and the opportunities in their hands. “No one feeds from their tribe but from the sweat of their brow”, she said. A poor Luo equals a poor Kikuyu. In fact, there are only two tribes in Kenya; the rich and the poor. Period. Telling Kenyans to vote six-piece is akin to singularity and cancels all the gains realized by the multiparty democracy.
The non-verbal cues of the politicians were too telling. Uhuru and Raila exchanged murderous glances leaving the viewers tense and worried that they might go for each other’s throat anytime. Paul Muite did not shake hands with his rivals save for Raila who outstretched his arm. A simple smile on Karua’s face could lighten the serious mood engulfing the stage. By and large, the debate left a lot to be desired and the next episode is a must-watch.
It, however, is not lost on me that this premiere show took commendable efforts to put up. I admire the cooperation of Kenyan media houses to agree to put their rivalry aside and invest upwards of KSh. 100 million in this worthy event. I take off my hat for all the eight TV and thirty-two radio stations who served patient Kenyans for the full length of that debate. It was a tough call to resist dozing off just to catch up with the show. To the forty million plus Kenyans, kudos for attending and participating on all forums. You sent your SMSs, tweeted, Facebooked, watched, listened and downloaded on Youtube. You have only yourself to blame if you will not make an informed choice on March 4th. The Forth Estate has washed its hands.
This man Mohamed Abduba Dida is a gem. He stole the show from the been theres and done thats. He held them to account and also made us laugh. His humor was original, fresh and timely. Hear him:
“It does not matter where you are taken for justice whether in Tanzania, Europe or here in Kibera. Justice is justice unless you have intentions to compromise”
“Any piece of art originates from the author. This world we are just acting but it has God who manages everything.”
“If you want to be healthy eat when you are hungry. This timetable I do not know who brought it… breakfast, lunch, dinner and the dinner has phase one(soup and mushroom) phase two, phase three….”
“Imagine after so many years of leadership we are treating jiggers and we are learning to wash hands then we still want to do this and that…..Where were you and who is the government?”
The humble Mwalimu ended up being the man of the moment. He shot from the hip and did not mince his words like the others who had oral weighing machines to censor what we should hear. Dida came across as a philosopher and victim in urgent need of sympathy votes. His critique against big men did not go unnoticed. He asked Raila why he claimed to be a social democrat enjoying internal democracy yet all his luminaries in Pentagon rebelled against him and walked out of ODM. As for Uhuru, he was put to task by Dida to explain why a junior clerk would resign and he (Uhuru) stay put yet he is suspected of heinous crimes against humanity. To Dida, Uhuru embodies the height of impunity. Kiyiapi, who enjoyed a gravy train of perks at the expense of peanut receiving teachers, was taken to task to justify why the huge disparity exists between PSs and teachers and I don’t know what he said. He mumbled something like that the Salaries and Remuneration Commission was to blame and not him –effectively passing the buck. Shame!
When Dida was caught by Kaikai napping he woke up with wit. He was asked how old his party was and he quipped that it may be a few days old but it is aged in terms of thoughts. Such wit is too sharp for an average politician that is the Kenyan parliament. He put up a determined spirit and defended his party.
Though the mainstream media would want to ignore Paul Muite, his brilliance as a lawyer shone bright like a star at night when he was firmly fixed on the spotlight. His answer to almost every question was full and faithful implementation of the new Constitution. He was tough, stern, firm, and articulate, had a commanding voice, and was passionate but a bit dictatorial. A little high-handed but may be the kind of stuff an African country needs to govern. A democratic dictator, sort of. Says he: “First, as your Commander in Chief I would take personal charge and a powerful message will go out. It is no longer acceptable; it will not be tolerated for communities to take things into their own hands. I would deploy the GSU, if need be I will deploy the army because the message has to get across.”
As an authority in legal matters, he stressed the role of justice as a conciliatory factor as did Martha Karua, a fellow learned friend. He begged his colleagues to steer clear of whipping up ethnic emotions as a card to edge out competitors. To IDPs he urged all to spare a thought.
The debate served its purpose though. By and large, it revealed the characters of our leaders. Skeletons fell from cupboards like the noisy dry bones prophesied by Ezekiel. This fostered transparency, accountability and nurtured our young democracy. Uhuru came across as cool when under pressure, Raila sadistic and ironical, Mudavadi sober and cowardly, and Karua an advocate for accountability and an enforcer of rule of law. The colossal failure of Kenyan leaders came to the fore when Uhuru admitted losing KSh. 30 billion through corruption and other dubious deals at the Treasury. Raila too gave us a rare sneak peek into the underworld of Kenya’s health sector cartels. Apparently, the “big boys” were arm-twisting him and Kibaki hence Ngilu’s lobbying for comprehensive health insurance scheme was shot down. Raila and Uhuru’s attempt to save face did not do much since the damage was already done. Their damage control mechanism was like crying over spilt milk. Too little, too late.
As the curtain came down I realized that these were just mere mortals just like you and me. If you cut them they will bleed. They are people with emotions. They have families and friends as us. Karua has a granddaughter, Kenneth a son, and Raila a wife. The myths of revered, awed and feared leaders were shattered. Now that the myths are debunked I suggest we treat thems our servants and we their masters not the other way round.
 *I wrote this piece on February 18th 2013, two weeks and two days before the polls.
The writer is a blogger at musyokangui.blogspot.com and a Fourth Year Communication and Media student at Chuka University.


Saturday, March 14, 2015

CIC Chairman correct to call for referendum on extension of Parliamentary, Presidential and IEBC terms



CIC Chairman correct to call for referendum on extension of Parliamentary, Presidential and IEBC terms
BY MUSYOKA NGUI
A
ny attempt to carry out a constitutional amendment requires the input of Kenyans. It is the 42 million Kenyans who have sovereign right to determine their individual and collective destinies. Thus in a democracy, they may donate that representative role to the National Assembly but the Parliament should be seen to act in the interests of voters not their own personal and selfish interests.

Nothing exemplifies the conflict between the public and the person of our elected leaders than the draft bill to extend the term of the IEBC and move the general election date from the August to December of the fifth year after the government has been elected.

Clearly, the MPs would relish four whole extra month of undeserved salary and attendant perks if their terms are extended. Wanjiku should stop this from happening because it will be done at the expense of the taxpayer’s money.

CIC Chairman Charles Nyachae rightly opined that this is not a matter of the MPs sitting and deciding when they want their term to end or begin. It amounts to both conflict of interest and unwarranted wastage of public resources.

Cord has found itself blowing hot and cold since it wants to extend the term of parliament but not that of the IEBC which it has consistently claimed rigged the elections and called for the removal of its commissioners. On the other hand, Jubilee wants the IEBC to remain in office until their six year term ends and even long enough to oversee the next elections and beyond.

Both sides of the political divide are advancing their political agenda at the expense of Kenyans. The Constitution is clear that the elections should be conducted on Tuesday of second week of August not December every fifth year. It also categorical in Article 250 of the Supreme Law that the IEBC commissioners are supposed to serve a single and non renewable term of six years which unfortunately expires on November 9, three months after August 2017, the constitutionally scheduled date for the next General Elections.

The bill by ODM MP David Ochieng (Ugenya) to change the election date from second Tuesday of August to second Monday of December is likely to throw the country into a constitutional crisis. I believe it is not true that holding elections in August will lead to interference with the budget process, the school calendar or the national exams neither will it lead to low voter turnout since August is a holiday month just as December. Further, if one intents to vote they will anyway. The opposite is true, when there is voter apathy, voters won’t register or turn out to vote regardless of the election month. They will always have excuses like the ones above. Holiday tuition was abolished so the classrooms will be empty and neither learning processes nor exams will be interfered with by the elections like the politicians would want us to believe. We are more intelligent.
The writer is a blogger at musyokangui.blogspot.com and a Fourth Year Communication and Media student at Chuka University.

Friday, March 13, 2015

Our little stories and how they fit in the wider narrative of autonomy



Our little stories and how they fit in the wider narrative of autonomy
T
hing is, at least everyone has a niche they are pushing borders with. I know and understand there are many untold stories.
BY MUSYOKA NGUI
Last Wednesday’s Entrepreneurship class is arguably the most inspiring in the entire four years we’ve been around campus.  Since the course is taught in form of case studies, the story time is one of the most enjoyable moments of the class.  Comrades loathe endless notes and nonstop dictation. We are glad it is coming to an end. At least for a while. Another thing comrades hate with passion is having their time get “wasted by lecturers”. A lecturer will make a date with class rep for 7 am class but somehow thinks he is supposed to keep you waiting for an hour without explanation. Worse still, he may never show up. You doze sitting on the desk. Wasted morning glory and delayed or skipped breakfast.

Now you can imagine the break from norm when lecturer Dr. Gilbert Mugambi Miriti entered the story session with home-grown case studies. It was like hearing a new song. Refreshing, different and uplifting.

I found myself questioning the credibility of those case studies he narrated. Were they true stories or were just mere fictions designed to give hope to leavers fearing the reality of joblessness and a raft of other deficiencies of a graduate expected to meet high gradient societal expectations?

Juma Geoffrey’s story touches the heartstrings of anyone determined to excel in life. It is a manifestation of raw willpower to prove critics wrong and silence the naysayers who passed judgment that he will never be anybody. Being poor and on the verge of dropping out of school, well-wishers came to his rescue to put his destiny on the recovery path. Look at him now. Less than a month he will be leaving college shoulder high and confident that heavens will soon open windows and doors of a radio station so that he will practice what he learned in Chuka.

Nothing exemplifies comradeship than in the runners-up for exams. Genuine cases of students unable to finish or pay school fees show up for assistance. The comrades contribute anything they have be it 50 bob or just a word of encouragement that everything will be okay. In the end the friend in need actually sits his or her exams. Lecturers too chip in. They are not just tutors but guardians and mentors.

Enter Charles Njagi fondly referred to as Tycoon. He is an accomplished motivational speaker getting paid KES.1000 per minute. He cited Pepe  Minambo as his role model. Many agree there is a distillery of wisdom and understanding in his cool demeanour.

You see Njagi has helped youth groups start and take off by guiding them in the logistical aspects of management.  He is not greedy for leadership or drunk with power that comes with controlling the purse strings of NGOs funded by donors and philanthropists. His dream is to see youth become financially independent and help their communities. I guess he has achieved something tangible in his native village.

But Fleare Mtana’s story seems most compelling. I don’t know why but methinks it is because it is about food. The smell of her sandwiches has gets many a mouths watering with saliva begging for a bite. She has been distracting students and lecturers alike when the classes are on session. At first her customers were reluctant to buy minced meat, toast, margarine and serviette at KES.30. But in the long run Fleare’s life has transformed from Miss Kilifi to Mama Sandwich. Friends agree that she has expanded her wardrobe and her shoe rack is bulging.

She also has a boyfriend who apparently she is not ready to unveil.  And talking about relationships it was rather a disturbing and embarrassing revelation about the role of comrades and spouses in entrepreneurship. Comrades look down upon colleagues who do odd jobs like hawking or sales jobs. They think these jobs taint the images of their friends since they are not “cool”. Yet they add extra shilling to the pockets of the practitioners. It is quite discouraging why a comrade can just go on a mission to discredit the enterprise of another rather than helping the person find market. The boyfriends are also to blame. They get insecure that the extra buck may overthrow them as the sole breadwinners and fundamentally change the rules of the dating game as we know it.

And so Fleare was not surprised when she employed a friend who later quit on the ground that she was being looked at disapprovingly by comrades and her boyfriend was rather uncomfortable with the rounds she was doing around the hostels selling sandwiches.

Perhaps the most relevant story in media today is Steve Mbego’s. I congratulate him on appointment as the news editor for County Review. Prior to that he was the blogger and still is the proprietor of chukauni.com- a campus blog that specializes in student affairs and the community around. He has grown audience as well as advertisers. Students have published in his site and are now more visible that their faceless former self.

But I’d like him to control the paper and make it mean real value for the people of Tharaka Nithi, Meru, Embu and Isiolo counties. He should not accept sensational stories at the expense of developmental and devolution pieces that would make differences in Mount Kenya East. County Review is not a tabloid. It should remain a respected paper it has always been.

There are still many people doing great. Frank Momanyi of Cafe Ripples,  Chrisphine Magak of rilvalu.com, Edwin Mogere and his Mashariki Company and many more. Thing is, at least everyone has a niche they are pushing borders with. I know and understand there are many untold stories. Your story is important. It must get out. For you, for him, for her and for them. Kudos Media Class #2015. Nyinyi ni watu wa ajabu sana.

The writer is a blogger at musyokangui.blogspot.com and a Fourth Year Communication and Media student at Chuka University.