Tuesday, April 22, 2014

Being a fashion photographer



Being a fashion photographer
“The audience may not remember the creator who molded the beauty but will always salivate for the creation. Such is the power of visuals. What with the advent of Photoshop and its benefit of transforming looks.
BY MUSYOKA NGUI
The glamour and glitz that comes with fashion and modeling is something else. The photojournalists who engage in this art know better. The shots are wild, the poses explicit.

Fashion and modeling is slowly shaping up as a well paying venture for both the model and the photographer.  A local showbiz magazine, Pulse wrote on February 14, 2014 p.19 that the art fetches between KSh. 500 and KSh 70,000 depending on the complexity of the photo.

Most of the clients are models desiring to grace the cover pages of lifestyle magazines. This is normally the entry point to a high stake stage of show business.

Once the models appear on the front of magazine, they get noticed. This is a wish come true for some who aspire to be socialites, models and attract men. They hog the limelight like moths do a spotlight.

The next thing is being called by advertising agencies to audition for their brands. That explains the seminude billboards carrying these models. The business booms as the buyers relate to the products courtesy of their favourite celebrity being associated with them. The fashion photographer too gains status and money for creating such an awesome photo.

The biggest winner of course is the model. S/he is the most visible character in the whole chain. The audience may not remember the creator who molded the beauty but will always salivate for the creation. Such is the power of visuals. What with the advent of photoshop and its benefit of transforming looks.

Be that as it may, the Kenyan society is still conservative about nudity and the definition of privacy is ambiguous. Models stand accused of being “immoral”. Some are labeled sluts, lesbians, gays and social misfits. But do they care? As long as the fashion photography is paying their bills, that is what matters. Kelele ya chura haimzuii ng’ombe kunywa maji. (The noise of frogs does not prevent the cow from drinking water).
The writer is a student of Bachelors of Arts Degree in Communication and Media at Chuka University. He blogs at musyokangui.blogspot.com
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Monday, April 14, 2014

There are still good people out there



There are still good people out there
Benson confused his charger for mine and packed it as we exited the shelf lounge at the library. Here is his story of a wasted opportunity to steal and why he chose to be the trustworthy in a sea of Judases.
BY MUSYOKA NGUI

Wednesday 9th April I lost my laptop charger under mysterious circumstances in the infamous Chuka University library.

Throughout the afternoon I surfed the internet as I revised for next day’s paper. When I was done I packed my things and went like someone in a huff. Before then, an old friend I acquired back in 2011, whispered to me (they deem library sacred to talk normally….that f***king noise thing.)

“Will you please watch my things I go out and come back? I won’t be long. No one I can trust here.”

“You are answering a call of nature or a phone call or both? I am on my way out man”, I said to Benson Mbugua.
“No it is this laptop. The owner needs it like yesterday.”
“Let’s do this; Kabiru is over there give him your books he looks after them. I go now with you because I was too logging out.”
It was getting late and cold was penetrating slowly through the clothes.
He went out. I followed. Bad day. It ended so cruelly.

I went straight to my room and because the battery was full, it took so long to realize that my charger was missing. I started my usual afterhours chores. Cleaning shoes off sticky mud, washing dishes, cooking and watching an investigative documentary to unwind.

For some reason, Purity panicked when she realized that her Desktop PDF handout was missing. She rushed to my place begging to have a look. Her virus invested flashdick was immediately eaten up by my ruthless Avast. Zain’s laptop was the carrier. She faithfully carried it like it was a newborn baby.

“What do we do now? “
“What?”
“Your PC has no charge. “

I hurriedly looked for the charger in my bag. Nothing. Again. Zero. The rice was steaming away as the gas roared mercilessly after timing when I am broke to run out.

It hit me as a thunderbolt that I had lost it just like that. I tried to remember the last moments I had with my beloved charger. I was devastated. 2000/-  extra  shillings and no guarantee that the new charger will not be fake. Chinese everywhere gobbling up resources like leeches.

Purity warns me not to try to even search for it. She forgot hers on the shelves and in under 10 minutes she theef was done and dusted. These comrade thievses give everyone of us a bad name. just recently one tried to break into my house via a window. Read here: then this one now. Don’t they know we need a break.

I clicked and cursed. And the way they have milked every opportunity to humbly borrow my 16GB Transcend Flash: the largest known yet this side of Mt. Kenya.

“I am transferring this Adobe CS6 for Desktop .Please, please I will return”. I would later remind the comrade my patient is running out and I too have a shortage of virtues. I don’t hesitate to blast anyone who thinks he or she can waste my time. Sipendi ujinga.

How foolish I was to soften my heart and give them a second chance. When they lost my lid I thought it was normal. Now they came for my documents. Corrupted. Formatted. Frustrated. S**t. such are the times when sorry is not enough. I am like will that apology bring back my documents? C’mon give me a sign I can take to the bank, cheap liar.

The mother of all despair came just a week before the semester ends. I wondered what excuse I will give my readers for not seeing my BlogSpot this Sunday. What will I tell my IT savvy friends as I routinely borrow laptop charger like it was a phone charger. For how long can I sustain this? How will they take me?

Some already indicated that I count them out.
One retorted: What were you doing there? Don’t you know that thieves are on prowl these last moments?
I kept silent. I am not a novice. I have seen it all. Cameras gone. Victims evoking witchcraft curses, parental condemnation, spiritual intervention, luck, magic and miracle.

Mine was not a miracle. I just stumbled on a nice gentleman who was taught by his mother to return what does not belong to him. He has never forgotten the lesson. And so as I received that maiden call from Benson, who did not have my number in the first place, I contemplated that it is the prison convicts again calling to hack my MPESA account.

I let the call hang. I picked the number and tried it. It lost network. One, two, three attempts.
“Musyoka, I have your charger. Where are you so that I give it to you?”
“Oh, who is this/Benson/OK. Let me give you a contact you drop it. Science Complex. Third Floor. Thanks a lot.”

As I terminated the call I believed I did not say enough. I did not do enough. Thank you was not enough. A tip may be. I did not want to seem to buy him though I could. There are still good people out there.

The writer is a student of Bachelors of Arts Degree in Communication and Media at Chuka University. He blogs at musyokangui.blogspot.com
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Monday, April 7, 2014

Living with the mentally ill



Living with the mentally ill
When this semester began the second and third year classes of Media were combined to take a joint course in Desktop Publishing by Dr. Ngugi.

On the first day of class, there was a gentleman who kept interrupting the professor. He uttered lewd comments about third year girls. Actually, he reported one for ignoring to pay attention to him.

All this time Ngugi knew he will have a hard time fending off questions and observations from the student who was officially mentally ill. This happened for over a half an hour until our Class Rep, Susan Wangari got fed up and shot, “Young man, for how long will you keep making noise to us?” The sophomores only looked on. The seniors looked disapprovingly at the young man.

That is the last time I saw the man. After class, his colleagues whispered that he is mentally handicapped. They went on to say that he hasn’t been like that. His fuse blew off just recently.

Today, in church there was a drunkard and crazy man who kept imitating the singers until the ushers whisked him away claiming he was “making noise”.

At home, these cases are commonplace. They dominate the street talks. Mentally ill persons are discriminated, isolated and abandoned because of their condition. There is one I know from my village who was impregnated by a sane man and left to care for her child. Now she has four street urchins. They are dirty, hungry and dangerous. They survive on petty thievery.

One such person slid to insanity so jokingly that nobody ever believed it happened. Till this day they blame witchcraft and bad luck. My ignorance drove me to greet her as I came to take home keys from my mom’s work place. Every Teacher crossed fingers and watched me.

“Ndukangethye nye ikiti ii(don’t greet me, you dog)”, she barked back and curled her arms around her bosom. Then she spit saliva in my direction.

My friend Tom (the crazy woman is his aunt) pulled me back and we walked away to town and told me I was lucky that she did not pour the hot tea she was holding on me.

What I noticed about virtually all mentally ill persons is that they crave for love and acceptance. Imagine being avoided by people because you are not like them. And it is not your fault….well for others it is their mistake.

They need to be rehabilitated. Let their families take them back. Their old friends, their colleagues (like our case), their State and everybody should ensure that they reform.

Take them to a psychiatrist or a psychologist, a counselor, a pastor, a motivational speaker, somebody. It’s funny how educated folks still believe in curse, witchcraft, and devil and blame the blameless for problems which have scientific solutions.  What is sure for now is that the uptake of drugs such as miraa (khat) is rife here and other hard drugs which can hasten the destabilization of a sober mind. Take care!


The writer is a student of Bachelors of Arts Degree in Communication and Media at Chuka University. He blogs at musyokangui.blogspot.com
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Tuesday, April 1, 2014

Fool me once shame on me, fool me twice shame on you



FOOLS’ DAY SPECIAL
Fool me once shame on me, fool me twice shame on you.-Chinese Saying
BY MUSYOKA NGUI
“Hi, class, due to the coming exams, the deadline to submit your Newsletter assignment is today 3pm. Please let’s meet S302 for the same. Dr. Ngugi” read an SMS sent by Lawrence Kitema to me.

In the morning I’d been trawling the internet for news, gossip and researching for assignments. Little did I know that it is April 1, Fools’ Day.

Nothing in the news updates showed today was fool’s day. Only serious stuff on Standard Digital and Nation.Co.Ke.  I checked Jackal News. Ghafla.Co.Ke.  and ashfordmusya.blogspot.com. (My little bro’s own technology blog). I reply an email from a reader on my blog requesting to be told the singer of a song I posted along with the piece on Sahara Tuaregs.

Nothing much. Twitter, Youtube and Facebook are closed “because their time to be opened is not yet.” Here they do so at 5pm throughout the night till 8am the following day.

And so I log everything out and head to main campus. Lazy chats between me and Jemutai Kibet:
Where are you going?
To pick my exam card and read for exam.
Okay, me I go for lunch now. Later.
No hurry.
See yah
You too.
We part.

As soon as I am done eating lunch I get the opening text I began with above. People are forwarding madly. Panic. Worry.
You see Dr. Ngugi isn’t the best joker. We take him serious. He is the Dean and our Desktop Publishing lecturer. Our mothers taught us to respect elders and play far from them.

I forward mine to Ann Wangui and Martin Wachira. I confirm with Kitema, the originator. Before I do Ann can’t be fooled. She realizes I am pulling a prank. She replies: Weeeee acha April fools. Martin calls. He warns its past 12 noon and the jokes about April fools should stop. Amepatikana. He is embarrassed that he is naswad.

Kitema answers back:Ulikuwa ushaanza kujipanga?
Me: Yah.
Kitema: Relax.
Until next year.
Fact: Kitema is not the Class Rep to confirm when deadlines for submissions are due. The Class Rep is Susan Wangari who I guess will be fooled before the day ends.
 Fool me once shame on me, fool me twice shame on you.-Chinese Saying
PS: Like New Year resolutions, I will forget and be caught flat footed again. Is it me or what…no one seems to learn. Actually, the lesson is we never learn at all. Of course if we ever learned Kitema and other Kitemas will not get someone to fool. Make a career out of it guys.
The writer is a student of Bachelors of Arts Degree in Communication and Media at Chuka University. He blogs at musyokangui.blogspot.com
Email your thoughts to musyokangui02@gmail.com