Friday, April 10, 2015

Shock as student swallows mwakenya during exam



Shock as student swallows mwakenya during exam
BY MUSYOKA NGUI
I
n a strange twist of fate the student continued taking other exams yet he had not completed the one he was caught attempting to copy.
Collusion during exam

A student in his first year at a local university was busted by an invigilating lecturer cheating in exam but did the unthinkable; he swallowed the paper he had jotted down the notes popularly known as mwakenya. The student who reads for a business course then rose from his desk and left the exam room in a huff.
The lecturer was left staring at the student’s answer book and question paper. The lecturer then took the two booklets and checked them against the register which he crossed the name of the offending student.
Colleagues of the said students were left shaken as some are reported to have stashed unauthorised papers on their persons. Others had scribbled the walls in a bid to pass the proverbial 40 mark point.
In a strange twist of fate the student continued to take other exams yet he had not completed the one he was caught attempting to copy.
When a comrade is caught cheating in exams the penalty is expulsion from the university.  Comrades dread the powerful University Senate that spells doom to the destiny of confirmed exam cheats.  Further the name of the dishonest student is circulated both in local and international institutions of higher learning circles to prevent the student from seeking education elsewhere.
A comrade who declined to be named and is also a close friend of a student who was expelled in second year in a separate case said cheating is a sign of a rotten society that rewards short cuts and abhors hard work.
By the time of going to press the student who swallowed evidence had not responded to this blog’s messages. His fate hangs in the balance but one thing is sure; he may go down the dreaded route of expulsion depending on how he plays his cards.


Thursday, April 9, 2015

The place of community papers in the digital age is in jeopardy



The place of community papers in the digital age is in jeopardy
T
he opposers won by 67 per cent majority leaving the hapless proposers to contend with a paltry 33 out of 100.
BY MUSYOKA NGUI
In what would arguably go down the annals of history as the most charged debate in Chuka University, the SGT1 hall was not prepared for the scholarly debate on the future of community press in the digital era.
The proposers argued that the community papers will survive the digital revolution while the opposers held that the community papers will die in the modern times. The speaker called seven debaters from each side. Five students shot up to the podium. Two guests for each side also contributed. Proposers included Iscar Juma, Lucy Theuri, Lily Kinyua, Chrisphine Magak and Nyarumi Geoffrey. The opposers were Wangui Wanjau, Mtana Medza, Angela Koech, Martin Wachira and Shabaan Robert.
The Presidency's Digital Director Dennis Itumbi
USIU- Africa lecturer Prof. Macharia Munene supported the motion. He cast an illuminating gaze at the audience that proved expertly crafted to intimidate hitherto confident opposers. Presidential Strategic Communications Unit Digital Director Dennis Itumbi and County Review boss Lloyd Kibaara weighed in the opposers side, effectively tipping the delicate scale in the minds of keen judges Susan Wangari, Nehemiah Njoroge and Faith Ngure.  The judges returned a harsh verdict for the proposers who assumed they’d have a field day. The opposers won by 67 per cent majority leaving the hapless proposers to contend with a paltry 33 out of 100.
The students also had an opportunity to field questions to the guests. Dennis Itumbi encouraged students to set up start-ups such as blogs and SMS news organizations. Prof. Munene was at hand to guide students on political and international affairs on which he has immense experience teaching and commenting on in TV and newspapers. Itumbi challenged the learners to be proactive in turning their ideas into tangible success stories and maintaining the stream of steam.
The entourage proceeded to Meru where they were going to launch County Review regional edition. The guests promised to come back if invited. The event did not disappoint.
And oh, the students held a selfies session with the guests. Itumbi flashed two finger salutes with comrades who were eager to get a piece of him. He also gave out his contacts and urged the students to stay in touch and tag him in the photo uploads.
The writer is a blogger at musyokangui.blogspot.com and a Fourth Year Communication and Media student at Chuka University.






L-R John Ndiritu, Musyoka Ngui and Dennis Itumbi

Wednesday, April 8, 2015

RIP Garissa Comrades; We Shall Never Forget You as Kenya Is Unbowed



RIP Garissa Comrades; We Shall Never Forget You as Kenya Is Unbowed
THE NUMBERS
148: The estimated death toll in Garissa Massacre
4: The number of Al-Shabaab militia that raided Garissa University College
1998: The year Al-Qaeda linked bombers killed over 200 people in Nairobi

T
he grisly massacre 148 of Garissa University College students has hit the Kenyan society hard yet Kenya remains resilient and determined to foster unity among religious and ethnic divides. The wanton shooting of innocent students by four Al Shabaab militants who were reportedly killed is the highest number of death toll by way of terror since the 1998 US Embassy bombing in Nairobi which left over 200 civilians and foreigners dead in its wake.
I condole with the victims of the untold suffering that I do not want to say I understand because I never will. I cannot be in their shoes. They are the best suited to explain the extent and intense of the suffering they went through.
Yet Kenyans remained steadfast in praying for and supporting the victims of the disaster in their small ways. Our US friends also came in handy to help out. US President Barrack Obama assured Uhuru Kenyatta that his visit to Kenya will not be cancelled due to the terrorist attacks. The Pope telegrammed Kenyan Catholic Archbishop His Eminence Cardinal John Njue to express his sympathies with Kenyans in this time of grief.
President Kenyatta declared three days of mourning in which our national flag will flay half-mast in remembrance and honour of the 148 students massacred in Garissa.
But it is a most sad tale that people would rather forget. Some students vowed never to return to North Eastern again. Garissa Governor Nathif Jama termed the exodus as an unfortunate move.  The university that is a constituent college of Moi University was set to earn a charter this year so that it can effectively become the first fully chartered public university in the Northern Corridor. I don’t want to believe that the dreams of the university and the people of North are dashed. They will rise again. The nightmare will ease and the institution will bounce back.
The education unions are proposing the college to be converted to a military base, I hear. I don’t think it is the right thing. There is already a separate KDF camp in Garissa. Let the university be. The Opposition ought to back off on their incessant pressure to have Kenya withdraw its troops from Somalia.  Our forces are doing great in stabilizing Somalia and a peaceful Somalia is a major economic boost for Kenya and its neighbours.
As for al Shabaab militants and their sympathisers, you will never succeed in driving a wedge between and among Kenyans. We are more united that ever.
I urge the security agents to take preventive measures against the Al-Shabaab rather than waiting for the attacks to happen in order to prevent human cost of war and loss of property. Rest In Peace Garissa Comrades; We Shall Never Forget You as Kenya Is Unbowed.
Special Mention to my cousin Mami aka Kasyoo Peter Isombo. May your soul rest in eternal peace!

Monday, April 6, 2015

Comrades last supper; the moments we will cherish for ever





Comrades last supper; the moments we will cherish for ever

B
eer has a way of sobering otherwise drunk chaps up. It opens up the Pandora box. It is a lid that uncorks an uncanny can of worms. Suddenly the comrades and lecturers opened up.
BY MUSYOKA NGUI
I never expected that it would be that big. The last supper of media class was held at Godka Hotel beginning 7 pm and everyone was dressed the part. The dinner lingerie was marching the relaxed atmosphere of the famous hotel known for couple proposals and other confessions. It is more like the British Queen who got engaged in a Mount Kenya hotel soon before Kenya attained independence. She was also pronounced heir apparent thus receiving the good news from our very own tourist destination overlooking a mountain elevated 5,199 feet above the sea level. The snow capped tip pitted against thundering sky, lightning space and incessant rains was the perfect blessing from God that our event was endorsed by the Highest Power.
The photo session was spontaneous. Crowds hogged camera limelight like moths upon a lantern. Night vision was essential to capture the whole group. But in some cases it was a matter of luck and the more trials and shots yielded the stunning shots. Exclusive fun.
Media class is funny and unpredictable as Mr. Matundura kept saying “nyinyi ni watu wa ajabu sana”. They have baffled lecturers and colleagues alike. This day was no different. The raw talent was on display yet again. If you thought Gaza Group was only a nuisance that sat at the back to make noise during lectures and conspired to cheat in exams think again. Simo, Nesh, Marto, Andy, Anto are the cast that has entertained the university fraternity with witty comedy. Today they pulled a poem that left the class in stitches. Simo scripts in unwritten language. Anto has diversified in emceeing and now he is venturing into fulltime acting. Goodluck bro and team.
A section of comrades having a good time
Who ever saw Chris bending on one knee and saying those elusive four words? Will you marry me! Lily went speechless; her dimples sinking and eyes getting wet. The crowd dared the love birds to seal the union with a passionate smooch. Unexpectantly, they only hugged and shook hands like business associates in a contract. The incident broke many a heart. Jilted lovers whispered whether what was unfolding was a Mexican soap opera or if indeed it was real. It later turned out that it was acting-much to the relief of the disappointed secret admirers of the pair.
The speech session was uplifting. The alumni were in the house and presented an up-close and personal testimony of their mistakes and mileages since they graduated. They underscored the need for patience and resilience in success. That networking is the best way to both create and seek jobs.  We were glad they were full of humility and are still the same comrades we shared lecture halls with as undergrads many moons ago.
Beer has a way of sobering otherwise drunk chaps up. It opens up the Pandora box. It is a lid that uncorks an uncanny can of worms. Suddenly the comrades and lecturers opened up. They became themselves. Who knew Kobia was so good in ballet? He swung Fleare with flare that left comrades cheering. The applause was deafening shouts of dares that pulled the pair to the stage yet again to do their thing, as it were.
Fleare ruled the stage with her coastal warmth. She attempted without success to pull lecturer Raiji to the floor. He just sat at the high chair sipping something clear in his fancy glasses. Time was not yet. However, Dean Dr. Ngugi surprised the crowd when he shot to the stage for a jig. He was rolling smoothly. Break-dancing even. Fleare was milking every moment of her 15 minutes of glorious fame. It was a sight to behold. Cameras clicked and flicked under dazzling multicoloured lights that revealed the other side of the comrades that has been hidden for four years.
Papa played cool for so long. I wondered what he was thinking about. He sat at an isolated table with a few comrades poring through smartphones and tabs sharing photos via WhatsApp and Bluetooth. Everything was going on well until Congolese tunes blasted the speakers. Papa shot up and grabbed someone with a curvaceous future behind her and raised his belt. Rhumba has a way of making the elders young again. It presents an opportunity for them to relive their heydays once more. So papa got an opportunity to turn back the clock to the early 90s when he was in campus.
Caribbean hits left Simo and Anto yelling message! message! message!. They listened attentively as a patient letting an injection sink in. Like their very lives hang on the line of Reggae. Lecturer Raiji too succumbed to the charm of Africans in Diaspora seeking a reconnection with their roots. The flowing dreadlocks of Jamaican hit stars lured him to the stage. He didn’t know how and when he joined a band of dancers circling in rounds with a fist raised in the air shouting destiny! destiny! and liberty.
Maryjones was privileged to convince Raiji leave the high chair and cosy counter to hit the floor. She danced so well. It was good for burning calories and loosening up after a busy semester of about ten course units. A perfect break before end semester exams. Jones then retreated to me and we gyrated a little before Raiji “intervened” with a shout that I am killing her. I did not think so since Jones enjoyed-begging for more. Same for Jennifer, Fleare , Ann and others. Even Zain.
The queen of stunts was Annmarie. Clad in suspenders, shorts and braids, she twerked and gyrated without friction. A marathoner of entertainment, we checked out at 4 am and left her and team still hooked up. Raiji offered to take us home for free. He was our designated driver. The best.
Bed, blankets and bad moods. Woke up four hours later to prepare for debate @2pm in SGT1. See you there.
The writer is a blogger at musyokangui.blogspot.com and a Fourth Year Communication and Media student at Chuka University.
Media Centre Five L-R Ann Wanjau, Musyoka Ngui, Joyce Kabura, Terry Njuguna and Martin Wachira