Wednesday, December 16, 2015

NTV hits 1M Twitter followers as Citizen and KTN close in and Uhuru (@1.21M) is beyond the horizon na haringi

NTV hits 1M Twitter followers as Citizen and KTN close in and Uhuru (@1.21M) is beyond the horizon na haringi
NTV celebrates clocking 1 M followers on Twitter. Photo/NTV

By MUSYOKA NGUI
NTV is the first Kenyan television to hit a million followers on Twitter this week. Citizen TV has 969K followers while KTN has 920K followers. I follow all of them.
While NTV’s reach to 1 million mark makes for favourable advertising bargain it should not forget that Citizen is just 31K followers shy and KTN only 80K followers less. NTV will argue that it is not a million flat but a million and counting.  But so are the others. No one can sit pretty. The bar of competition goes a notch higher by the click of a button.
 Separately, President Uhuru Kenyatta has 1.21 million followers. The digital president is more popular than all the leading Kenyan televisions.
Citizen TV has been polled by Synovate (2014) as the most popular Kenyan TV. Photo/Citizen TV

What these numbers mean is that the future of journalism is aggressively shifting to the internet and it can no longer be ignored as the next frontier for the Fourth Estate. It remains to be seen whether NTV will maintain the lead or its competitors will surge ahead.
As for media professors, courses should be tailored for this new world. Digital communication is the way to go. USIU already has a masters of arts in Digital Communication. This is a first but clearly it is not enough as more social media managers are needed at all levels to drive campaigns online.
The oldest private TV in Kenya commands a huge following on social media spaces. Photo/KTN

Universities will be relevant if they come up with short professional courses, certificates and diplomas and not just degrees on media studies. The Aga Khan Graduate School of Media is leading the way. Other than the private sector, we are seeing little of shift from tradition in the public universities which are high on theory and low on practice.
If media is to move from the traditional screen to the tablet, smartphone or the mobile, the media must think outside the TV tube. One way of doing this is embracing technology. For now, a luta continua to the media online war.


Tuesday, December 8, 2015

Nation and Shell bring new angle in print advertising

Nation and Shell bring new angle in print advertising
By MUSYOKA NGUI
Daily Nation is on the cutting edge on creative advertising if its front page design today is anything to go by.
Front page

The unique four half pages sponsored by Shell give the paper a crisp touch. From the photos, text and professional layout the paper is blended well. The Nation Media Group newspaper quality seems to have upped the bar for maintaining content while attracting top sponsors.
Better still this can be interpreted that the media is trusted to convey messages to the masses, preserve commercial interests and earn a living while doing the noble calling of journalism. Yes, journalists are called to serve.
Page two of Shell ad


Keen not to obstruct the headline, the commercial was pinned on the lower end of the paper but at the sacrifice of lead photo which was supposed to show police officers at a mass grave in Mandera where 12 bodies were exhumed as the caption suggests. 
Back page of Nation and page three of Shell ad
Back page of Nation

Monday, December 7, 2015

Gideon Musee Mulwa: The Master Architect with a Genius Creative Imagination

Gideon Musee Mulwa: The Master Architect with a Genius Creative Imagination
The iconic KICC stands tall above its peers. Mulwa was a budding architect. Photo/Mutua Matheka

By MUSYOKA NGUI
During my stint at the Kenya News Agency-Kitui I reconnected with my childhood genius friend Gideon Musee Mulwa. It was about a decade since we left our elementary school in Tseikuru. His record still remains in the annals of academic history-unrivalled.
We reminiscence our mischief as kids, the innocence of naivety, the beauty of pursuing dreams without deferring for tomorrow. That was us. We talked about women we loved. Our mothers, our girlfriends and our teachers. We shared many a denominator.
But what struck me like lightning is how death plucked the young soul from our midst without even saying goodbye. Without a premonition, nothing.
Kisee(in red cap) chilling out with friends.Photo/Manasseh Vundi

Our generation fondly called him Kisee which ironically means an old man in Kikamba. Kisee was not old at all. He was an overachiever whose legacy some of us will never achieve in a lifetime. He embodied the description of a real academic giant. Forget the pretenders, crammers and bookworms, Kisee had a magic hand and a photographic memory.
After his death this July I found myself in a debt. I owed him a story. I was to feature him in my website, at least. The rare gem never disappointed.
Kisee's mugshot. Photo/Manasseh Vundi

When we finished high school we had a lot of time and money. We travelled, drank and adventured. It was during some of the sprees at Tseikuru that Kisee and Mwendwa Katike and I staggered home at the wee hours. It must have been on a Friday so we didn’t mind the hangovers.
Kisee(in yellow  T-Shirt) was social. Photo/ Manasseh Vundi

After a few steps Mwendwa excused himself so me and Kisee walked home together. He told me about his stint at Mivukoni-where I also worked. How he dissed the Board of Management for believing that D students could score straight A’s without revisions. How the elders condemned his pragmatism and honesty. He never signed the performance contracts anyway since he knew the goals were unrealistic.
Kisee(in black T-Shirt) with friends. Photo/Manasseh Vundi

It happened that Kisee had a difficult childhood, according to his own account. He was at the Starehe Boys Centre and School no less. He expected his folk to visit him, send pocket money, the stuff which children expect from their parents and siblings. He says “nothing was forth coming”. He resorted to selling second hand clothes (mitumba) to make ends meet. I don’t know if he was receiving government subsidy at the Helb which was a street away from his alma mater, the University of Nairobi.
Kisee enjoys a drink. Photo/Manasseh Vundi

I worked with his dad, Mulwa Kangaangi. I have never seen a more proud dad. I doubt he took the my son, my son, my son refrain too far.
When watching TV, mixing reagents, supervising experiments and arguing with science teachers, Mulwa always reminded them how different his son Musee is. And rightly so. At times he came off arrogant, braggart, and insensitive.
Kisee was cut from a different cloth. Even within his family, no one was like him. He was a rare gene. He was immune to being put down. A teacher who expelled him for singing a “dirty song”, ended up readmitting him shortly before the national exams so that she opportunistically milks the credit of having Kisee at the top of the class. He did it with a world of a difference-bearing in mind he was in exile for two terms but beat everybody else this is no mean feat.
Kisee(in yellow T-Shirt) laughs with a pal. Photo/ Manasseh Vundi

What remains mythical is how creative Kisee was. At Kitui, he revealed to me that a former colleague stole his anthology of poems. We may never know the truth. Maybe therein he had addressed so many mysteries that remains shrouded in secrecy, conspiracy and lies.
The official accounts says that the young man met his death in the bathroom. He fainted. That he succumbed to epilepsy.  But there are other sensations that lack in sense and details but sadly which people believe nonetheless. A close cousin with whom he schooled with said “he was a collector, maybe he picked something that was not supposed to be picked.”
Euphemisms aside, I know that the nuanced rhetoric will generate more heat than light. My elder bro Manasseh Vundi (a former classmate of Kisee), a week after Kisee’s death, denied all those “nonsense”. He was of considered opinion that Kisee suffered from fragility of his heroism. It is said that heroes have fundamental flaws. Samson and his hair, Lwanda Magere and his shadow, Michael Jackson and his overdose of prescription drugs et cetera. It can thus be said that Kisee had a fundamental flaw and was weak at compensating for it.
Minutes after Kisee’s demise, a parent who knew him from childhood eulogised: Bad company. The university did not have kind words.  It nonetheless sent an administrator who read the VC’s condolence note.
But outside the crime scene let it not be lost on us that Kisee had haters. The fifth year architect student was unjustly arrested at the balcony of his hostel room and allegedly sued for “stealing pipes”. He stayed at the Industrial Area Jail for 14 days. He told me it is then when he lost his memory and relapsed to coma. He woke up at Kenyatta National Hospital.  Somehow he reconnected with is sister-a career nurse- who took him in. She cleaned him, gave him medicine, cloths and shelter. He was to end his deferment and resume college September 2015.
This is a gentleman we ate from the same pot in the strictest sense of the phrase, schemed together and dreamed together. Sadly, brother, I must say rest in peace. We will miss you and please smile down as you watch over us with the other angels. 

Sunday, December 6, 2015

J Capri dies young

J Capri dies young
By MUSYOKA NGUI
Famous Dancehall artist J Capri(born Phillips Jordan) is the latest  celebrity figure to die young. The death results from an induced coma that culminated in a fatal road accident. She was subsequently admitted to The University Hospital of the West Indies in Jamaica according to the Urban Islandz.
Dancehall Queen J Capri

That J Capri never woke up threw adoring fans into a mourning frenzy. Her colleagues too had to let the sad reality sink in. The death also raised questions on the safety of our roads given the high- flying artiste slammed her Mercedes Benz C-Class into a wall and overturned on the Barbican Road on  November 22. Doctors had great hopes that she would recuperate but that never came to be.
J Capri twerks

Having sustained several broken bones, the Good Samaritans rushed her to the hospital where doctors tried to resuscitate her without success. Sadly, Jamaican Observer reported that the renowned dancehall queen “was in an induced coma after going through surgery due to a fractured skull.”
J Capri pulls it up

Those who knew her well took to the social media to vent their condolences. At only 23, she had a whole future to advance her music and entertainment career that was brutally cut short.
Sample some of the glowing tributes sent to J Capri.
“It’s so sad to say good bye, I know your family is taking it hard right now… But I pray God will keep and protect them…May your soul rest in peace.”- Vanessa Bling . (Vanessa Saddler)
“Sing with the angels, doll”.- Tifa (Latifa Brown).
“OMG R.I.P Jordan J Capri…words can’t explain how this sad news is making me feel right Now. The thought of hearing you talk about your dreams when we used to talk makes it hurt even more because I knew you would get there. We used to say we are sisters because of our resemblance; we laughed so hard together.” My last memory with you was in Europe together and I’ll never forget how happy we were. I never got a chance to tell you that I LOVE YOU but I think you could feel it. Sleep in paradise J my heart is bleeding for you. My condolences to the Family,”- Spice (Grace Hamilton)
J Capri with Konshens

“My heart is saddened… I met her in July at Hype TV and she was bubbly so full of life and into character before she went on to perform… My heart goes out to her family and friends #RIP J Capri.”- Lady Saw (Marion Hall)
“Jah know Jah only you know! R.I.P Artist J Capri. Gone Too Soon.”- Bounty Killer (Rodney Price)
“Cut away too short but God knows everything. RIP. Condolences to the family and friends; saw what you did what you were doing and what you were about to do. I hope Jamaica, Dancehall and music lovers worldwide understand who and WHAT we just lost.”- Konshens (Garfield Delano Spence)
A poster promoting J Capri and Charly Black collabo hit Whine & Kotch
All Photos Courtesy of YouTube

“Such a huge loss in Dancehall, you were truly a superstar. #RIPJCapri.”- Beenie Man (Anthony Moses David)
“I won’t accept this news right now ok,”- Charly Black (Desmond Mendez)
J Capri legacy include solo and collabo hits. Some of her well known singles include Reverse It and Boom and Bend Ova. She also collaborated with Charly Black in Whine & Kotch. Additionally, she teamed up with Konshens to Pull Up To Mi Bumper. She also worked with Dermaco and Vybz Kartel. May J Capri rest in peace.
Capri would be turning 24 on the eve of Christmas.





Friday, December 4, 2015

House of Greed! Day MPs complained about food

House of Greed! Day MPs complained about food

Mandazi. Photo foodandmeal.com


BY MUSYOKA NGUI
The National Assembly is an animal farm.  An MP led his committee to go to Europe, Asia and Africa to learn how to cook after complaining to about less than enough food in his plate.
He is not alone. After parting with Sh.2000 food fee, the MPs now feel that their appetite is far from being satisfied after it emerged that the MPs have turned the parliamentary restaurant to a high school dining hall. Those who arrive first scoop the top layer with the biggest ladle the chef has while the late comers do with gravel.
What is defeating is that the said catering and health committee organized trip never considered the main actors: the cooks. The MPs were to share the per diems among themselves only and go and represent their constituents including the cooks. What’s more, they will come back and teach their colleague who never had the chance to fly out for the culinary classes.
Perhaps what the deteriorating catering standards exposes is the greed in the house that has openly declared the Senate as the lower chamber yet it covets the food cooked at the KICC-bound Senate.
STOOPING TOO LOW
In a country where half of the country does not get the privilege of affording three decent meals per day the demands by Majority Leader Aden Duale that the cupcakes and maandazis are poorly leaven and Minority Leader Jakoyo Midiwo that he enjoys every bit of the bite, the development could pass for an insult at the intelligence of more than 42,000,000 taxpayers.
I guess these Hons are having a #MangitiMoment as they accidentally revealed that they were too many and are crowding the kitchens and washrooms of the hallowed house. The law makers could not stick to tagging along at most two visitors. They now bring hordes of groupies who attack the eatery without mercy. When the house had 290 it was more orderly than now at 349. There was no much pushing and shoving like now.
In a country where the 15 seconds of pulpit are the mileage the politicians crave for, apart from funerals and fundraisers, it is only at the floor of the House where the MPs have a chance to hog the limelight like the proverbial moths. It is unfair Mr. Speaker, for honourable members to compete to catch your attention while worrying whether their orders at the kitchen are still safe or the MP who sneaked out under the guise of answering a call of nature showed up at the kitchen to scoop reserved dishes.
All those years the cooks work on temporary basis while their masters have never thought of hiring them on permanent basis. Shame shame shame!  

Wednesday, December 2, 2015

Cracking the bro code

Cracking the bro code
By Musyoka Ngui


Having spent my entire life within the Adam walls there are unwritten codes that we men live by.
One is that we don’t ask, we take. Actually we take and ask. Grab. You know that is like power. Politicians know this better. Power is never handed over. It is taken over. I am not taking about coup d’états and military junta. No.
Being decisive and bold in making up my mind is the mantra here.  As men, if we say we go we go. We do not require make up or going before the mirror and staring. 30 seconds of brushing teeth, 10 seconds of shoving shoes and picking the jacket. We are ready. We don’t wait for niggas to button up or belt.
And when we are out with the boys loyalty takes over. You cannot ask me where he is. Okay you can but I will have to ask him what to tell you. We thrive in consistency, simplicity and clarity.
Being a brother is such a nice thing. The little bro get to come home late without mum asking if he had finished homework. After all, he was with the big bro. A little bro is not supposed to clear the bills when seated with the elder bros. That will amount to insubordination. The big bros share the bills. To whom much is given much is expected.
So if you are dating my bro listen to this. You don’t ask me how he is. His manners or lack of. You learn him. Ask him. Unless you want to be told what you want to hear. Search the truth and don’t make those awkward moments of verifying every detail. And please don’t tell me how bad he is. I know. And you can never drive a wedge between us even if you try. For all those years we have been denying liability and are each other’s assets to death.