Monday, August 26, 2013
Youth Issue Takes a Break
Hey readers! I have been away for a while working on new articles as well as winding up my upcoming novel. In fact I am compiling the manuscript in softcopy form so that it may lessen the paperwork for the reviewers and editors. I I have taken a short break to work on the novel but I will be back in a month's time.I regret any inconvenience caused. Looking forward to more interactive engagement with you. Have good times ahead.
Sunday, August 11, 2013
Of cameras, lights and action
Of cameras, lights and action
“Mambo!
Do you recognize me?”
“Poa.
Why not?”
“I
thought you would say it is Lilian Muli Kanene.”
That is
the conversation which met me on entry to the university gate to board bus to
Citizen Studios. It was Pauline Ngari flossing to Fleare Medza about her
outfit she’d donned for the event.
Despite
it being chilly and dark, the students were upbeat and enthusiastic. The bus
was to take off at 5am sharp.
It was a
journey that will forever be etched in the memories of second year journalist
students. It was a pregnant wait punctuated with very high stakes and
expectations.
It came
at a time when most comrades were broke and HELB had told them to wait a little
longer. Their folks too had told them to understand and make do with what they
had. So raising the KES. 1000 for a bus trip seemed unreasonable as MPs hiking
their salaries yet they go and doze in the parliament chambers.
For the
comrades who managed to raise the fare it made a whole world of difference.
There were two groups. The first is obviously the media class and the second
and the last is the BCommers who were senior students. You know thing is that I
really don’t know why the accountants went to Royal Media. They were not
calling themselves accountants. They said they were marketers going to RMS. We wondered
amid muted laughter. The two groups
invited their lecturers for the tour. Us we went with our favourites: Papa and
Raiji. I don’t know whether it is conservatism but I did not see BCommers’
lecturers until we got to RMS.
On the
way it was pure comedy and explicit drama. The first hour was spent catching up
with the morning sleep- a little transferring of the bed from the hostels to
the bus. For some strange reasons the comrades demanded that the lights should
be off. One front row occupant shouted that bright lights inside the bus blur
the vision of the driver by casting shadow in front of the bus. This, he argued, was a ticking time bomb for
an accident. Hard to understand the logic, the others bought the idea and so
the lights were switched off. Whoever said that darkness covers many sins must
have had the comrades in mind.
We alighted at Mwea in order to answer
pressing and urgent calls of nature. Some went to buy airtime, others snacks and
some hanged around the bus wondering what the break was all about. Soon the
fifteen minutes were over and all embarked.
Excitement
is like alcohol. It makes you do something that you would ordinarily not do
when sober. That explains why Basra accidentally bought a 500 shilling airtime
instead of withdrawing the same from MPESA.
The
famous Thika Superhighway greeted us with a naughty wink. Without any visible
flaw on our branded vehicle, we were suddenly rudely stopped by spiky
roadblocks. The boys in blue were brandishing clubs and guns. We were
“arrested”. Students started advising the driver to “comply” with the officers.
Marto said it better: Si dere utoe kakitu tuinue. Unajua RMS tunafaa kufika
mangware na jam inaendelea kubuild”. After the golden handshake we were
released.
The rest
of the journey was express. We by-passed the city so that we resurface pap! at
Hurligham. The spirits were high. On branching the State House road a swanky
Range Rover zoomed by leaving comrades craning necks like giraffes. We were
suddenly squeezed in a jam. A man old enough to be someone’s uncle was dangling
keys to ogling girls and offering to pick whoever accepted his offer. Too bad
for them. The bus accelerated and the offending mzee got lost in another lane.
Without warning
we ran into exclusive residentials. The
first post to see was inscribed Royal literature and pointed inwards saying
that it is the seat of the Australian High Commission. A few meters ahead we
saw another diplomatic den. It was Japanese. We drove a little further. The
driver was forced to eat a humble pie and asked an askari manning a high gate
on the way to God knows where. ‘Nairobian’ comrades claimed that the saw us
getting lost but assumed that the driver knew what he was doing thus they did
not see the need to intervene. Kwanza Marto!
We
rerouted and cruised all the way. But not before we saw a sleek white limousine
race in the opposite direction. Damn! It was cool. Its owner must be “who owns
Kenya” of today.
We arrived at around half past nine. It was a
warm welcome. However, we had to deal with fast and aggressive staff who organized
us. As usual the hosts had a soft spot for us the journalist group. They
identified with us and cued us to get in first to the chagrin of the BCommers
who were ordered to get back into the bus and wait. Although the gate was magnificent
the security guards were mean in screening us. They made sure that we did not
sneak in cameras or laptops effectively confiscating every gadget save for the
phones. Then after clearance the moment of moments was upon us.
The
inviting red carpet graced our feet with immense comfort. The velvety mat
signified power and exceeding authority. The yellow walls beamed the corporate
logo of Citizen TV. Huge portraits of
anchors were hung strategically at every corner we turned. The starring actors
smiled back mpaka comrades thought the pictures were alive while others
criticized the photo as casualties of too much editing.
The
first stop was Radio Citizen. Lincoln Njogu was reading the news while the
morning crew was preparing to leave the studio. Wilbroda joked on air that
she’d seen beautiful faces fill the other side of the studio just across the
transparent glass.
We were
taken through the broadcast process. We learned how the calls are made, how to
track messages via the desktop but more importantly we asked both dumb and
ignorant questions in order to know. Since both Citizen radio and TV are the
most popular in Kenya our guide exercised all the bragging rights. She said
they produce over 70 per cent of their programmes laced with local content;
they nurture local artists and employ thousands. That was encouraging. By the
way we are bosom friends. They come over to grace our events so it was our turn
to return the favour with revenge. In the past they’d aired the awarding of charter,
held Mseto Campus Tour and tried to juggle between beaming our ISO
certification and the Media Breakfast at State House.
We asked
whether we could come for attachment the next year and they did not disappoint.
However, they were categorical that we must have hands-on experience as well as
theoretical knowledge. They said writing to the Human Resource Manager in
advance is good enough to be considered. And we better be careful because some
lecturers set exams from the studio. Daystar students got baptism by fire when
they slept through the visit only to be starred back by a practical exam hinged
on RMS visit.
Next was
the gallery. Here we found sophisticated cameras, control knobs and dedicated staff.
Overlooking us was the busy and tastefully furnished Citizen TV news studio.
Johnson Mwakazi popped in to say hi. Wow! The guy is larger than life. Girls
ululated as his voice reverberated across the room. He was clad in brown suit
with a matching pair of shoes. His tie was pinned while his hair was cropped.
Then he raised his hand to stress a point. I will paraphrase. He said: “Hello!
You better know and notice when you are in the presence of greatness. Wise
people take the position of a learner at such instances. Never let any day pass without learning
something new from every experience you go through.”
He was
done and snapped. The nuggets of wisdom dripped from his mouth like sweet
honey. Need I say that the girls instantly fell in love with him and dismissed
male comrades as non competitors? But do I say? I’ve said it anyway.
At the
Ballot Studio the workers were sprucing up chairs in readiness for the Slimpossible
contestants. That was quite something. The runway was stretching and longed
to be stepped on. We did not stay there long enough to ask anything about it.
We finally went to the hot seat-the Talk Studio. Here, interviewers engage
guests in riveting and insightful debates about topical issues. It is where the
Power Breakfast is shot. It is the theatre of Sunday Live and cradle of all
thought provoking videos you see on your favourite TV.
B COM
crew lamented that it stayed at the bus for far too long and was bored stiff. Fleare
opportunistically returned with them for the tour. She intimated to me that
they were only shown media equipment and never went to the marketing
department. BCommers had a problem, a big one. While we were sneaking our way
to town they were in agreement that they had left Chuka without a goal of what
they wanted to do at RMS. They just kept quiet and had the shortest stint ever.
I don’t recall whether they lasted more than a half an hour inside. Being
fourth years we expected them to know better. May be they were preoccupied with
graduating and the looming reality of tarmacking.
We were
dropped at Jevanjee Gardens. Most guys did not have a form. They just waited
for chips and smokies to eat and return to Tharaka Nithi Stronghold County.
Others roamed the city just to be away from the omnipresent cameras of Naswa.
Doesn’t Naswa do a good thing to catch idlers seated on city benches?
I was
rescued by Cephas, my bro who studies at the Technical University. He bought me
a drink otherwise I would have ‘jumped’ lunch. You know I don’t eat exotic junk
that was offered by organizers of the tour. Chips and tomato sauce are polite
euphemism for potatoes and tomatoes which cannot satisfy my gastronomic needs.
Better muthokoi that anchors the stomach longer and leaves you with enough
energy to work at a construction site.
The
comedy and sideshows returned and lasted the full five hours of return journey.
One inebriated chick lay facing the roof on the three enjoined chairs and
locked the Director of Academics Akuba VC with her legs and dared him to come
on. VC was chokozwad too provocatively that he decided to shift sitting positions
until he eventually left the place and sat on a quieter front row near the
lecturers and the driver. Upon request, comrades were dropped on the way at
their own convenience never mind the rain. Even others were left in Nairobi.
We
pulled up at Ndagani 8.30pm spent and fatigued. But it was deserved. God’s
grace proofed sufficient as no accident was reported.
Next
semester we will go to the Standard Group or the Kenya Institute of Mass
Communication; whoever replies first. We expect it to be bigger and better and
of course more loaded. Ready or not here we come!
Sunday, August 4, 2013
Unsung Heroes: How Warriors Impact Their World
UNSUNG HEROES
HOW WARRIORS IMPACT THEIR
WORLD
He may not be your typical movie hero. The one
who subdues his enemies, slaughters dissidents and never losses any battle. She
may not have the matching fame and fortune that characterise heroes and
heroines of iconic proportions. But their efforts have transformed lives,
inspired positive changes and are held dear by the locals who know them like
the back of their arms. Such is the context in which the unsung heroes live in.
They will be the first ones to lend a helping
hand to disaster stricken victims, send ten cent coins for Kenyans4Kenyans , rescue the helpless and salvage property as the
rest watch hopelessly. One wonders where their driving force comes from. Perhaps
it is because they are not of this world. The poor sojourners are on internship
in this world to prepare for rewards of eternal happiness in heaven. No man can
pay them. I think that’s why they prefer to silently retreat from public life
hoping that God has noticed them. They do not yearn for recognition from
humanity. They are not celebrities but they are celebrated angels who make God
smile and call them “My son, my daughter”. Then He sits still in His throne and
waits for His children to come home, where they belong.
Once in a while major corporates put up
competitions to recognize efforts of such super-humans. Then you ignore the ad, the calling voice to take
you hat off for a hero who saved you life or that of a loved one. May be if
terms and conditions were flexible and fair enough they should include clauses
like self nomination. May be then those who believe they have impacted their
world could be appreciated. It is important to nominate someone who is truly a
legend. Someone who is selfless, brave, courageous ,caring , loving, honest,
God-fearing and humble so that the public can learn from their triumphs. These
role models can then be imitated by both the young and the old to shape
positive behaviour change.
Though some people will engage in humanitarian
work to appease employers in their CVs, they too ought to be recognized. Though done in “bad faith”, they have made
their point. But when such folks stand shoulder to shoulder with the well
meaning celestial candidates, the latter should carry the day.
Judges play a pivotal role in the awards
process. They therefore ought to be fair so that the process becomes credible.
Otherwise inclined judges serve to make nominees shy away from the
participation.
The bankrollers of such noble projects are the
perfect example of corporate social responsibility. They invest in non profit
making undertakings worthy managing their images as pacesetters. Again, whether
it is a PR case or genuine affair it does not matter. The point is that they
are among the few who take their hats off for the champions. They are not the
proud, braggard and arrogant companies who initiate a scam to swallow
shareholders’ investments other than engaging in charity. Business is not
business unless it cares for the people, its customers and the environment.
The Jubilee Insurance Samaritan Award
recognises unsung heroes. It is encouraging to see Jubilee appreciate good
Samaritans who impact their world by making it better than they found it. One
of the most vulnerable sectors of the economy to deserve sympathies and mercies
of volunteers is the transport sector. Due to road carnage, they are the life
savers who donate blood, participate in evacuation emergencies and lend a
helping hand however and whenever.
One major hindrance of accident and emergency rescuers
is the stigmatization of blood donors. Volunteers fear knowing their HIV
statuses. They don’t like being watched by their friends going to the tent to
give a drop of blood to those who desperately and urgently need it. Blood
donation is far much greater lifeline than water. Health practitioners should
demystify disaster mitigation to the public so that they can participate fully.
Incentives such as presents like energy drinks to the donors may be the magic
bullet that does the trick of recruiting a dedicated army to raid accident
scenes with the common goal of saving lives. One should endeavour to know their
blood group and a compatible friend who they can save during the hour of need.
After all, a friend in need is a friend indeed.
So next time you hear the wailing of the siren,
listen, give way, do not sit back and watch or be indifferent. Ask the Red
Cross what you can do to help those in dire need. The worst you can do is to
raid the scene, steal from the victims and trample on the pieces of evidence or
shred the bits of intelligence which could serve justice to the victims by say,
compensation. Impact your world!